I am a generic pet
lover. Any animal will do provided I can fit the creature in the
room where I keep my pets.
I can not fit the diminutive
blue whale and the slightly diminutive rhinoceros in my pet room. I will need to hire scuba divers to maintain
the whale. I suspect only mermaids and
mermen are competent enough to care for pet whales, but since merpeople do not
advertise their services, I have no way of contacting them. I will also need to rent an ocean for the
whale.
I only keep what I can in
accordance with my work schedule and comfort level. Given the opportunity though, I would care
for as many animals as I can and keep them on an island paradise where they can
be their busy selves.
Hunky men will stand guard on
the island. I would visit the island to
interact with the animals and to have intercourse with the men. Islang
puno ng machong lalaki alangan naman walang mangyari (An island full of
macho men and nothing happens? Duh!)!
2011 CE
