Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Queer

Which is more private, picking one’s nose for booger or poking one’s ear/s for earwax?

I often find myself not touching my nose in public even when the desire arises.  Picking nose is a private thing, isn’t it?  However, I can be caught poking my ear/s once in a while especially when in transit.

Either of my ears would suddenly feel very ticklish sometimes then earwax would fall out of it: a clear sign that I need to clean my ear/s.  This is a rare occurrence, and I am usually at home when such rarity strikes.

I make it a point to pick my nose in privacy once a day.  I rarely tinker with my ears.  Ear cleaning should not be done daily so as not to disturb the natural flora and fauna.  I do clean my ears at least once a month.

On a related note, I had a 10-year-old patient who visited the clinic with his mother and older brother because of nose bleeding.

The boy likes to pick his nose.  He says it’s “masarap (delicious),” referring to the act of nose picking.  He does not eat his booger, although Kristoff of the animated Disney film Frozen may disagree (Kristoff claims that all men eat their boogers).

Because the boy was in school uniform, I asked what he would like to be in the future.  His mother interrupted, “He likes to play Barbie.”

“Play what?”

“Barbie.  Barbie dolls.”

“How different is playing with Barbie dolls from playing with G.I. Joe action figures?  They’re all toys that look like little people.”

The boy just smiled.  He’s a very butch 10-year-old gay child with no hint of effeminacy in his voice or movement.  Many gay children here in the Philippines are stereotypically effeminate.  I have been an LGBT advocate for ages, and I rarely see butch gay children.

I then asked the butch boy, “Would you like to be a singer or a sirena (mermaid)?”

The boy laughed his very butch laugh.

I asked another question, “Would you like to be a dancer or a Darna?”  Darna is the Philippines’ foremost superhero and is usually used as a term to refer to a gay man, i.e., He is Darna = He is a gay man.

I enumerated a number of other female superheroes, and the boy capped the list with “Supergirl.”  H’m.  I wondered if he had imagined being a Kryptonian or being in the arms of a gorgeous Kryptonian like Superman.  I never expressed these thoughts to the child or his mother.  Supergirl is quite popular these days because of her TV series starring Melissa Benoist as the title character.

The boy’s mother interrupted again and related how her child admitted being gay to his grandparents when asked point-blank about his orientation.

His brother never once showed any sign of animosity or homophobia.

The boy and I discussed playing with booger, e.g., stretching it into a string, rolling it into a ball, etc.  He did confirm that he does not eat his own booger.

A booger-loving butch gay boy in a homophilic and loving family.  Queer.  And, that’s great!